Mummy, I found a bug!
Oh, that’s cool 🙂
I got ‘im.
What do you mean? You caught him? Or you squashed him?
I squished him.
Oh. Poor bug!
No, he’s alright. It’s okay, Mummy – he’s just having a little sleep.
…Hmm. My son is already master of the euphemism.
So what do you think?